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1. Leaders at the G8 summit have agreed to cut carbon emissions in half by 2050. You see, that’s when the rising oceans will have flooded half the world’s factories.

2. Several voters in San Francisco are trying to get a sewage treatment plant named after President Bush. Now, I know they want it to be an insult, but don’t sewage treatment plants clean up messes? Shouldn’t they put his name a center for the illiterate?

3. There is apparently a link between high blood pressure and dementia. You get very tense and angry, but have no idea why. Which calms you down and your blood pressure gets better. So it all works out in the end.

4. So Nicole Kidman had a baby yesterday, and it was a girl, despite her last name.

5. Today, the African nation of Equatorial Guinea gave a lengthy prison sentence to Al Franken: