1. A man in New York is going to donate his 40th gallon of blood this week. He’s one of only two men to ever do that. However, he was a little angry today to learn that all the blood has gone to Keith Richards.
2. McDonald’s has lost an eight-year legal battle to stop a Malaysian restaurant from using the name McCurry. The main difference between the two is that McCurry serves fish heads in curry (true), while McDonald’s only uses fish heads for its hamburger meat.
3. Reporters have accused French President Nicolas Sarkozy of using stage tricks to hide his shortness. Sarkozy was so angry, that when he met one of the reporters, he punched him right in the kneecap.
4. For the first time, Tyra Banks is going to appear on her TV show with completely natural hair – no wigs, extensions, or other effects. Here’s a photo.
5. Today, Barack Obama’s controversial speech to schoolchildren, telling them to be obedient to his evil regime, received a positive review from a radical politically active former librarian. Her name? Laura Bush. Remember it well.
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