1. A town in New Jersey said Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi cannot set up his traditional tent there. However, the town said the tent would be okay if Glenn Beck visited, because then it would technically be a circus.
2. Former “One Day at a Time” star Mackenzie Phillips says when she had sex with Mick Jagger, he locked the door and told her, “I’ve been waiting for this since you were 10 years old.” Which is only #47 on the list of Creepiest Things Mick Jagger Has Ever Said. #19 is “Now, finally, you’re 11.” #35 is “I enjoy sex with pregnant women, because it’s like having a threesome.”
3. Julia Roberts, an outspoken Hindu-phile, is shooting a movie in India, but is only traveling by bulletproof car and helicopter with several bodyguards. Basically, she’s like white suburban teenagers who love urban black hip hop, but would be terrified of going to black neighborhoods. She’s a Whindu.
4. Sarah Palin gave a speech to wealthy investors in Hong Kong yesterday. The organizer invited her in order to encourage the investors to keep their money in Hong Kong. “We were thinking about putting our money in the U.S., but after Palin’s speech, we changed our mind.”
5. A recent study says that whales change their sonar calls when people are performing loud seismic studies nearby. The new whale calls have been translated as, “Hey, keep it down, fer chrissakes! It’s 8 a.m.!” Scientists also noticed an increase in sharks, which they realized were called by the whales to take care of the noise complaints.
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