1. A new study says parents don’t burn nearly as many calories as they think by chasing kids. Especially considering how out-of-shape kids are these days. The best way to burn calories with modern kids is trying to wrestle food away from them.
2. Some scientists say people who shower too much are getting harmful bacteria in their lungs. Who are taking these showers? Mermaids? Rule number one of showering should be: “Don’t breathe the water.”
3. A new study says some fat molecules can make you forget that you’re not hungry. Especially when the molecules come together and form the Food Network.
4. A college student in Baltimore killed a burglar with a samurai sword. Hopefully he didn’t get any other ideas from “Pulp Fiction”. Maybe the police should search the house for more burglars.
5. The Obama Administration is going to start cloud computing. Of course, according to Republicans, Obama’s computers have always been in the clouds.
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