1. Did you hear that more and more places in Switzerland are banning nude hiking? Because whenever I think of a place I want to be naked, it’s always high alpine mountains. Nothing like snow and lots of ultraviolet radiation for the groin.
2. Yesterday, Bea Arthur was remembered by her “Golden Girl” co-stars, which was very touching, because most of them can’t remember their own names now.
3. Prince Charles of England and the Pope have held a major meeting to discuss environmental issues. Yes, two outdated relics of medieval politics talking about things that they have no impact on. I also hear there’s going to be a major meeting between Michael Jackson and the cast of “Friends”.
4. A leader of Buddhist monks in Thailand is upset because there are too many transgender monks. These are guys who become monks, but wear tight revealing robes, carry purses, or wear makeup. You see, in the States, our priests do that in private.
5. In Spain, a small town is trying to become the European Las Vegas. It too wants to become an out-of-control city in the middle of the desert, sucking water away from farms and nature.
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