1. Did you hear that Nadya Suleman, the woman who had the octuplets, is trying to trademark the name “Octomom”? That makes sense, since like her pregnancy, this is a bad thing that she somehow believes is good.
2. A man in Spain has been caught performing plastic surgery with veterinary tools. He would do it in his home, surrounded by his three dogs, a cat, and a parrot. Now wouldn’t you become suspicious under these circumstances? “Um, your nurse is wagging her tail.” “Are all your nurses named Polly?”
3. An airplane in Australia had to be evacuated when baby pythons escaped. Fortunately, the baby pythons were only six inches long. Well, if that’s worrisome, I should stop flashing people on planes. People might think a snake got loose.
4. A nurse in Wisconsin was called out of surgery to be told that she was being laid off. I wouldn’t want to be that patient. What was she like when she returned? “Nurse, sponge." "What, is that a crack about my job?"
5. Requests for medical marijuana have skyrocketed since Obama took office. You might even say they’re going sky high.
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