1. Dave Arneson, one of the founders of the role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons died yesterday. He is survived by his daughter, physical proof that he was the only player of Dungeons & Dragons to ever get laid.
2. Have you heard about how Nokia pulls cell phones out of pockets 750,000 times to test the wear and tear? That’s why I had to have surgery on my dick.
3. In Britain, the recent rise in dental work for children is being called “troubling”. Yes, how surprising that would be the case in Britain.
4. Liam Neeson is going to play Zeus in the remake of “Clash of the Titans”. It‘s the first remake, not counting the direct-to-video “Clash of the Tight Ass”.
5. Did you see this Indian man who tried to set a world record by eating 51 of the world’s hottest chili peppers in just two minutes? Maybe this is why they don’t do a lot of kissing in India. I thought it was religious reasons, but actually it’s because your girlfriend’s lips will catch on fire.
No comments:
Post a Comment