1. So the big news is that John McCain has chosen a woman, Sarah Palin, to be his vice president. Palin is the governor of Alaska, and Alaskans are really worried about her going to Washington, because then there will only be three other women left there.
2. Scientists have now found that emotional pain lingers in the brain far longer than physical pain. So, on behalf of all of us here at @@@, I’d like to apologize to our viewers. We didn’t know.
3. A teenager in Britain just had a new shoulder built from his elbow. Some day, we are literally going to have someone who doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.
4. Today, a Canadian airline has suspended all flights because of high fuel prices, and yesterday this blog joked about it. Hmmm. Hey, did you hear about the Canadian airline that gave free back rubs? Worth a shot.
5. An old piece of cake from the wedding of Princess Diana was sold for over $1800. A servant kept it wrapped for the last 27 years. Now that will teach you not to clean out your fridge.
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