1. Paris Hilton apparently did some pole dancing at her 28th birthday party. I guess she’s making sure if the recession takes down Hilton Hotels, she’ll still have a career.
2. Did you hear about this guy who proposed to his girlfriend and hid the ring in her milkshake? And she are the milkshake so fast, that she swallowed it. Any guy who thinks it would be romantic to put a wedding ring in a milkshake is made for a woman who eats the milkshake so fast that she swallows the ring.
3. Lots of viruses spreading on the website Facebook. Since when did becoming someone’s friend transmit disease? They’re known as FTDs -- Friendly Transmitted Diseases. FTD Flowers is going to sue us now, I know it!
4. Hillary Clinton has started her first visit to Israel, unless you count being a Senator from New York. She’s pretty used to the accent.
5. You heard the news that Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown? Yeah, but today she apparently left him for OJ Simpson.
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