Monday, March 2, 2009

BEST OF THE WEEK

Have you heard of these internet addiction centers for kids? They take them out to the woods, have them live and play together. Really? Is this how they’re selling summer camp now? I hear they also have a great program for overcoming fear of abandonment. It’s called ‘hide and go seek’.

A team of explorers is going to measure the thickness of the arctic ice to see how fast it’s melting. One sign of what they might find -- they’re bringing swimsuits.

So Will Ferrell has a show on Broadway now. As if New York City hadn’t gone through enough already.

The Jonas Brothers have released a 3D concert film. That’s a nifty trick, considering that in real life, they’re only 2D.

After two failed attempts to nominate a Commerce Secretary, Obama’s latest nominee is named Gary Locke. Locke. I think there was some subconscious decision-making on that one. The back of his mind was thinking: “We have to pick someone who will be a lock. Lock. Gary Locke!”

A new study says that smoking makes people look older. But isn’t that why most people start smoking? Be careful what you wish for.

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