1. Alex Rodriguez will be out for 6-9 weeks because of hip surgery. He says the injury is not from taking steroids. In fact, it’s from tipping over… because his upper body was too heavy from steroid use.
2. The government is going to hand out free kits to screen for colon cancer. That sounds… uncomfortable. Some people are already doing that for fun.
3. President Obama says that the U.S. is not winning the war in Afghanistan. That’s because we never put up a “Mission Accomplished” banner! If we had done that, then everything would be fine.
4. NBC anchor Brian Williams asked viewers to send in some good news, and they did in droves. In fact, here’s one of the letters: “We have a son who is doing great things on television, trying to let people know how the world is going. Signed, Jane Williams.”
5. Melissa Rycroft, who had her engagement broken on “The Bachelor”, has now agreed to be on “Dancing with the Stars”. I guess she’s pretty serious about getting that wedding dance.
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