1. Yesterday was Earth Hour, when people send a message that they are serious about saving the earth. Who are they showing this to? Aliens? “Hey, aliens, see this dark skyscraper? No, the other one. That’s how much we love our planet.”
2. In Pennsylvania, a man tried to rob a police officer at a convention of police officers. Didn’t he notice that everyone was wearing blue? “Maybe these guys are all into smurfs.”
3. In Europe, tens of thousands of protesters are marching over the financial crisis. Or considering it’s Europe, maybe they’re standing in line.
4. The wings of the Space Shuttle Discovery have a bump under them to test heat. That’s why I shave my armpits.
5. Canada has discovered a cyber spy network based in China. So apparently they’re not shutting down every site.
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