1. Scientists have now discovered that mosquitoes coordinate their buzzing when they’re mating. Which just makes mosquitoes buzzing in my ears even more disturbing.
2. Citibank has reached an agreement with senators on renegotiating mortgages, and you’ll be happy to know, the senators will be able to keep their houses.
3. Continental Airlines has now flown the first passenger jet partially fueled by algae, which is a renewable fuel, because they get it from old airline meals. And last February, there was a flight partially fueled by coconuts, which was originally developed by the professor on Gilligan’s Island.
4. Russia is cutting gas supplies to Europe over a dispute on prices. Luckily, Russian gas comes nestled inside other gas, so there‘s still plenty.
5. Major floods have stopped traffic on highways in Washington DC. Most of the flooding is coming from all the BS flowing out of government buildings.
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