A misguided attempt to start writing jokes based on Slate magazine articles:
1. If you play the movie “Frost/Nixon” backwards, it contains the message that Nixon was cryogenically frozen. He will return when America faces its darkest hour.
2. Studios nominate actors in categories they’ll have a better chance of winning? That’s why Eddie Murphy is being nominated for Best Key Grip. He has demanded an Oscar, and this is the only way.
3. It makes sense that the Bush administration would consider talking to reporters to be anti-American, since that’s how they felt about it among themselves.
4. During Bush, the White House couldn’t access some sites because they were considered offensive? Maybe that’s why he had no idea what the left was thinking.
5. The White House press briefing room is about the size of a suburban garage? Depending on which suburb you’re from, that could be larger than the White House itself.
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