1. Did you hear that the music by Yo Yo Ma and Itzhak Perlman at the inauguration was prerecorded? Maybe they should have done that with the oath of office too.
2. I’m into belly buttons, so according to Freud, I stopped maturing in the womb. Fetishes can be great, because otherwise, people would be much more disappointed with their partners’ attractiveness. You may look like a dead penguin, but if you’re willing to wear handcuffs, voila! You’re Jessica Alba.
3. Former French president Jacque Chirac apparently gave former president Bush a sculpture of a horse. It makes more sense when you realize it was a sculpture of the horse from behind.
4. Here’s the answer to Guantanamo Bay - you could house the worst prisoners in a depressed town, and hire all the locals as guards.
5. Obama is delivering his weekly chats on YouTube? Now he’ll be buffeted and buffered.
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