1. A cab driver near Chicago fought off a robber by spraying deodorant in his eyes. But the driver didn’t realize what he’d done until he went home and his wife screamed in pain, because he’d used Mace for his armpits.
2. To improve morale, the staff at a marketing company in England worked naked for a day. Considering my co-workers, at my office that would seriously decrease morale. It didn’t improve morale at this company either, but it did win them 12 new contracts from nudist colonies. And that night, they all had nightmares about going to work fully clothed.
3. Sarah Palin is going to resign as governor of Alaska. She said it’s time to come clean -- she’s having an affair with Governor Mark Sanford. No, she wants to have more effect on the Republican party, and these days, being a governor isn‘t cutting it. She wants to go where the real Republican power is -- Fox News.
4. A cop in New York made his first arrest just minutes after being sworn in as a police officer. Literally, he was walking out of the swearing-in ceremony and caught a mugger. The only faster arrest in the NYPD was when a new cop didn’t do his oath correctly, and the guy next to him arrested him for impersonating a police officer.
5. In California, an elementary school teacher gave kids a DVD of class highlights from the year, and accidentally included six seconds of her having sex. In her defense, it was the first time her husband had brought her to orgasm, so it was a highlight of the year.
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