1. The city of Des Moines, Iowa might finally legalize dancing after 2 a.m. Yes, Des Moines, soon you’ll be almost as exciting as Omaha! Residents of Des Moines were mostly unaware of the law, since until last week, no one there had stayed up past 2 a.m.
2. A white supremacist on the run from the FBI has now been found -- in Israel. Is he aware of who lives in Israel? I guess he decided to go where no one would suspect he was hiding. Like Rush Limbaugh would move to San Francisco. Or Jessica Simpson would hide out at the Julliard School of Music.
3. Cyber-crime experts now say that Internet criminals are acting more and more like MBAs. Actually, considering what we’ve seen over the past few years, they probably are MBAs.
4. The nation of Singapore has now bounced back from recession. For awhile there, they had to use fake bamboo canes to beat people.
5. The magazine BusinessWeek is up for sale, because recently, there hasn’t been enough business to fill a weekly magazine. New buyers want to change the magazine to BusinessMonth.
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