1. Police in Sudan have arrested 35 women for wearing tight pants. And in this country, they’re arresting people for wearing pants that are too baggy. Maybe we can switch. Give us your hot women in tight jeans, and we’ll send you our guys wandering around with their underwear all showing.
2. The National Debt Clock, a clock in Times Square that keeps track of the federal government’s debt, has run out of room. The national debt is now too big for the clock. So the owner had to get a new clock, but he‘s a little short on cash, so he had to borrow some.
3. The giant insurance company AIG, which got an $85 billion loan just a few weeks ago has already apparently blown through all of it. All of it! Is this place run by my in-laws?
4. In the debate last night, McCain referred to Obama as “that one”. He has taken referring to yourself in the third person to a new level. Not only is he referring to himself in the third person, he is using that as the base from which to refer to Obama.
5. Brazil is now very worried that it’s population is shrinking. You see, they’ve already cleared all this rain forest in the Amazon, so they have to put something there! What are they going to have there - native wildlife?
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