1. An island near Antarctica is looking for a plumber. And there is one who said that he’s interested. He told them he would arrive sometime between October and November, so they should stay there and wait for him.
2. Yesterday during a campaign visit, Sarah Palin stopped into a Chinese restaurant, and Fox News quickly touted it as another example of her foreign policy experience.
3. Well, it looks like they’re going to make yet another Spider-Man movie. The studio’s goal this time is to take the once highly praised series and just drive it into the ground. As a first step, they’ve hired George Lucas.
4. You know, this is the most sarcastic presidential election I can remember. In fact, McCain just introduced a new campaign sign. [Show the normal McCain sign, but add a winking emoticon to the end of it.]
5. Tropical Storm Hanna hit the coast today. I love how when these storms hit, the only excited people are surfers. Not internet surfers - they’re upset about power outages.
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