1. At one point during the negotiations over the $700 billion Wall Street bailout, Secretary of the Treasury Hank Paulson suffered what is being described as a “woozy spell”. Yeah, join the club.
2. Yesterday, a man tried to become the first person to cross the English Channel in a pedal-powered airship, but he failed, because it was really just a bicycle flung across the water.
3. A hurricane hit eastern Canada last night, the first since a visit home by Celine Dion.
4. Heather Locklear got picked up for drunk driving. It was apparently just an initiation into the local Actor’s Guild.
5. A new worldwide poll says that the U.S. war on terror is not weakening al-Qaeda. Of course, the poll also found that most people around the world think that evolution isn’t true.
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