1. A new study says that sharing a bed with a woman can make men less intelligent. So now men have an even better excuse for going off to the living room to play video games. “I’m so sorry, but I have a big meeting tomorrow.”
2. A new study says that broccoli may help prevent lung disease. If you chop it up and roll it into your cigarettes, you can smoke as much as you want.
3. A new study shows that alternative music fans have low self-esteem, and are neither hard-working nor gentle. Yeah, big surprise there. And almost every music genre said that people were creative, except for country or mainstream pop music. Gene Simmons fans were mostly women he’d slept with, which gives him one of the world’s largest fan bases.
4. There are now a record number of people in Japan over the age of 100, although the United States has the highest total in the world. Researchers said that the long Japanese lifespans are based on nutritious diets and a good health care system. So why does the United States have so many?
5. The most powerful judge in Saudi Arabia said yesterday that it is okay to kill people who watch immoral TV shows. For example, “Dancing With the Stars”.
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