1. There was a big royal wedding in London yesterday. Peter Phillips and Autumn Kelly. They sold the rights to cover the wedding to a tabloid for almost a million dollars. And they would have gotten even more if anyone knew who the hell they were.
2. The makers of the Bluetooth headset phone are now focusing more on style and design, which is surprising, since I thought people who used them didn’t realize other people could see them. Bluetooth -- when you want to look like a schizophrenic in style!
3. There has been a conference now between fund-raisers for Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama to see if they can, as one fund-raiser put it, “grope towards unity”. “Grope towards unity.” Especially with some help from Bill Clinton.
4. The first baseman for the NY Yankees, Jason Giambi, says that when he wants to break out of a slump, he wears a gold thong. Because, you know, normally he wears a pink thong.
5. Two concerts are being held in Mexico City and Buenos Aires to help end child poverty in Latin America. Beginning with the teenagers who maxed out their credit cards to buy tickets.
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