1. After quitting the singing competition show “American Idol”, Paula Abdul is thinking of moving to “Dancing With the Stars”, because she wants to finally judge something that she can do well.
2. In China, Guinness is verifying the world’s largest-ever wedding dress -- 7,083 feet long. It’s also verifying the bride as the world’s strongest woman.
3. The movie “G.I. Joe” is coming out this weekend. The “G.I.” apparently stands for “gastro-intestinal”, because it’s a pile of crap.
4. A new study says that people get happier as they grow older, largely by avoiding situations that make them sad or stressed. So, basically, they live in denial.
5. Sonia Sotomayor was sworn in as the newest Supreme Court justice today. As the newest justice (true), she will have to take the notes during their private sessions and answer the door. Plus, the other justices might ask her to find a left-handed Supreme Court gavel.
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