1. KFC is now testing a ‘sandwich’ with fried chicken instead of buns. Basically, it’s just a mass of fried chicken, cheese, and bacon in your hands. One problem KFC found was that many people tragically couldn’t tell where the sandwich ended and their fingers began. KFC says it's an attempt to bring customers back to a simpler, more innocent age -- before utensils were invented. Also, the addition of grilled chicken to its menu meant that KFC was no longer filling its federal heart-attack quota. The sandwich is going to be known as the ‘KFC’ too, which stands for ‘Kwik Fucking Coronary’.
2. An internet security firm said that searches for Jessica Biel result in more scam websites with viruses than any other celebrity, because those are the only websites still writing about her career.
3. Chris Brown has been sentenced to 180 hours of community labor, and the judge says the work must be physical. But do you really want Chris Brown getting more physical?
4. For his vacation, President Obama has brought many items that he can only really savor away from the constant scrutiny of media and visitors. For example, he packed six books, ping pong paddles, and roughly 4,000 cartons of cigarettes.
5. The Postal Service is paying employees to retire, because the recession means fewer companies are sending junk mail. You know, I never thought I’d say this, but I hope the recession never ends.
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