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1. A town in southern Spain has tossed the world’s biggest salad. The Guinness Book of World Records made sure that the world’s biggest man was there to have his salad tossed.

2. Scientists say that although better lifestyles reduce the risk of cancer, the biggest risk is still getting older. Yes, we have far too many people ‘getting older’ these days without even considering the risks involved. In fact, the number of young people getting older is nearly one hundred percent. Kill yourselves now!

3. A female rebel in Colombia stole a plane to escape her life with the guerillas. She said she didn’t threaten the pilot, but was armed with a machete, a knife, a rifle, and 150 bullets. Yeah, that’s called ‘threatening’.

4. In Argentina, a 24-year-old man has married an 82-year-old woman. “I don’t care what other people say,” said the groom, Anito Nicolo Smith.

5. Newt Gingrich says that he definitely won’t run for the White House in 2008. Said Gingrich: “By this point, they don’t even know who I am at the post office, let alone if I run for president.”