1. Prostitutes in Bolivia have sewn their lips together to protest their brothels being closed. And if the brothels don’t open soon, they might sew their mouths shut too.
2. A kid in Georgia was finally freed from prison today. When he was 17, he had oral sex with a 15-year-old and got sentenced to 10 years. Jesus, who was the judge? Her father?
3. Apple Computers is launching a new computer system called Leopard. They got the idea by watching people run off with their iPods. “Man, that guy is fast as a leopard! Hey…”
4. The Nintendo Wii is going to start selling in China. Experts say the most popular game is probably going to be “Beating Unarmed Protesters II”.
5. Ex-president Estrada of the Philippines has now been released. Man, I’d been wondering what Erik Estrada had been doing after all these years.
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