1. You might have seen the headlines that said “Britney Spears Allowed to See Children”. Not HER children, mind you, but just children in general.
2. Magician David Copperfield, who is under investigation for sexual assault, recently cancelled a tour of Southeast Asia, because when you’re being investigated for sex crimes, the last place you want to be seen is Southeast Asia.
3. A 24-year-old Argentinean has lost his 82-year-old wife. She died of heart problems after returning from their honeymoon in Brazil. I’m surprised she didn’t die of heart problems during their honeymoon in Brazil.
4. A new study says that the foods with the strongest link between liking them and genes were garlic and coffee. Which makes sense, because if you’re eating a lot of garlic and coffee, you’re probably only having sex with other people who eat a lot of garlic and coffee.
5. Viagra has been linked to sudden hearing loss. Yeah, that’s called orgasm. I know it’s been awhile, so you’ve might have forgotten.
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