1. Doctors in Australia recently saved a man with an IV drip of pure vodka. Yes, in Australia, that’s a medical technique known as ‘breakfast’.
2. A Catholic priest in Argentina has been found guilty of helping seven murders, 42 abductions, and 31 cases of torture, so if you think we have it bad with Catholic priests for just doing a little diddly with the altar boys…
3. A dinosaur footprint has been found in Montana that may have belonged to Tyrannosaurus Rex. So now we have bones and a footprint. It’s time to get a search warrant. He’s got little arms and a big mouth. No, he’s not a rapper.
4. Mother moose come to human settlements because there are fewer bears. A similar event happens here at NBC, with pregnant audience members clustering near our set, because it’s relatively free of Today Show predators. Oh wait! [Have a Today Show member emerge from a door and approach a pregnant audience member, and then Late Night staff beat him away.]
5. The new commander of the International Space Station has been given a whip as a gift before going up. I wonder how that makes the other astronauts feel?
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