1. In Miami, police have arrested a bus that’s being called a ‘brothel-on-wheels’. They’ve also arrested what they’re calling an ‘ice-cream-shop-on-wheels’. And worse, it focused on luring in kids. With a hypnotic constant song that gets into your brain like an ice pick. One of the most disturbing items found on board was this blatantly anti-American piece of propaganda. [Hold up one of the classic red, white, and blue ice treats on a stick.] It’s called a ‘Bomb Pop’. Equating the United States with bombs. Why couldn’t they call it a ‘Freedom Pop’?
2. A new soap opera in the United States featuring wild and sexually aggressive women from India is being attacked by some groups for promoting stereotypes about Indian women. Yeah, because he all know how everyone thinks Indian women are slutty. What?
3. North Korea released a declaration of its nuclear activities today. If it’s anything like previous releases, experts say that it will probably attribute its nuclear arsenal to gumdrop fairies.
4. French president Nicolas Sarkozy has annoyed some female politicians by giving them ties as gifts. He didn’t help matters when he then suggested they use them in bed.
5. The airplane manufacturer Airbus introduced a plane with carbon-fiber wings today. The new plane has over 50% of the recommended daily allowance of fiber.
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