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1. A man who used to be a woman has announced that he’s pregnant. This might be the first time someone’s had pregnancy cravings for pork rinds. The couple’s doctor said: “This is what I consider a normal pregnancy.” Really? What would you consider an abnormal pregnancy? A washing machine?

2. A man who registered the internet address ‘pizza.com’ in 1994 has sold it for $2.6 million. You know, I did the same thing back then, but I’m still waiting for offers on VCR.com and 24hourojsimpson.com. They really seemed like winners in the 90s.

3. Oil prices rose yet again after employment figures were lower than expected. Apparently not as many people are working, because they can‘t afford to drive there.

4. Bill Clinton has announced that he’s made nearly $30 million from his two books: “My Life” and “Giving”. Apparently the title of the last book describes the money that people gave him for the book.

5. People in London may have to pay $50 a day to drive in the city. Although these days, that translates into something like the price of a sandwich there.