1. Hillary Clinton is having trouble raising money, because her biggest supporters are maxed out on their spending limits. Obama’s supporters, on the other hand, have been steadily rationing out their lunch money.
2. People in China are protesting outside French stores and calling for boycotts of French products. Boycotting France? When will they just stop copying Americans?
3. New studies show that the elderly are more happy than people at any other stage of their lives, because they have learned to live with what they have. Or at least to forget that they had anything else.
4. Clinton’s attitude now about Obama seems to be like a Marine drill sergeant. “I will be horrible to you, because the enemy will be even worse! Now drop and give me fifty, maggot!”
5. The Olympic torch made it through Bangkok in Thailand yesterday with only a few protests. You see, protesters in Bangkok had a different interpretation of the phrase “blow the torch”.
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