1. In Japan, special ‘manner police’ will be going around the subways, telling people to turn down their headphones, not put on make-up, and not talk loudly on cell phones. Man, in the United States, people do all those at the same time - while driving.
2. Hillary Clinton said she was under sniper fire in Bosnia, but videos showed her relaxing and being greeted by children. She now says that she made a mistake. I understand. Like I was talking about this one dangerous night I had, with knives flashing, food forced down my throat, being pelted with hard objects. Then I remembered it was my wedding.
3. Indonesia has made it illegal to look at any internet sites with overly sexual material. So they won’t be able to look up anything about the governor of New York for awhile.
4. In Canada, free speech advocates are worried about religious groups using human rights committees to sue reporters. Some are worried that the committees might be used by cults, like Scientology or Barack Obama’s campaign.
5. A new study has revealed that Barack Obama is related to Brad Pitt, while Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie. How long before the campaign is known as “Hillarack”?
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