11/28

1. The Swiss have voted to ban Muslim minarets, while places of worship for other religions will remain legal. So for future reference...

Swiss Opinions of Nazis:

a) Taking over the world: “Sorry, can‘t help you. It wouldn’t be right to choose sides.”
b) Religious tolerance: “You know, those Nazis had a few good points.”

However, the ban doesn’t cover minarets where calls to prayer are sung by mechanical cuckoos. It’s good to see the Swiss helping to keep Muslim extremists from wanting to target the U.S. By this point, we must be only #7 or #8 on their list.

2. Wikipedia has denied news reports that it lost 49,000 editors this year. The website says journalists should have double-checked their facts instead of just reading Wikipedia.

3. After two reality TV wannabes crashed the White House’s first state dinner by distracting the Secret Service with a giant balloon, the White House will hold state dinners at airports, because the security is much tighter.

4. Tiger Woods asked police to wait a day before coming to his house to talk about his car crash. It takes time to clean up all those chicken sacrifices for getting his mojo back.

5. A government minister in Indonesia publicly blamed the country’s recent natural disasters on immorality. Or maybe they were punishment for electing morons.