1. California is going to ban high-energy TVs to help protect the environment. However, for the major networks, this is really just an extension of existing laws about low-flow toilets.
2. In China, President Obama finally sat down for an interview with Fox News. Fox had originally refused to do the interview in China, claiming that it gave Obama the home field advantage.
3. A new study shows that Egyptian mummies had clogged arteries. Scientists said it was probably due to their sedentary lifestyle.
4. One of John McCain’s campaign staffers called Sarah Palin’s new memoir “fiction”. Yes, that’s because it’s a political memoir, which are all hybrids of autobiography and obsessive fan fiction.
5. A rabbi in England has been charged with giving cocaine to girls in exchange for sex. Loser. Most rabbis get it for nothing.
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