Thursday, June 25, 2009

BEST OF THE WEEK

Brad Pitt’s new baseball movie “Moneyball” has been delayed, because Pitt apparently thought “Moneyball” referred to how he was going to be paid.

Apple has admitted that Steve Jobs had a liver transplant a few months ago. I guess it was hard to find a liver that was compatible with the Apple chief’s body. Isn’t that poetic justice?

The White House now wants to make the application process for college loans easier, so that students can learn even more quickly that they’ve been turned down.

Swine flu is now apparently spreading through summer camps, becoming the most common infectious disease there since cooties.

The movie “Year One” is opening this weekend. I hear they call it “Year One” because that’s where it’s going to take back some of the actors’ careers.

Microchip maker Intel and cell phone maker Nokia say they have teamed up to develop cell phones with interactive graphics, multi-touch, video, and multimedia. So… basically, they want to make iPhones.

A Belgian teenager who claimed that a tattoo artist mistakenly tattooed 56 stars on her face now admits that she was lying. The tattoo artist [pictured here] says that this sort of thing never happened on his home planet.

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