1. Swine flu is now apparently spreading through summer camps, becoming the most common infectious disease there since cooties.
2. The movie “Year One” is opening this weekend. I hear they call it “Year One” because that’s where it’s going to take back some of the actors’ careers.
3. Did you hear about this Continental flight from Europe where the pilot died during the flight? For a pilot, is that like dying during sex? That would be perfect, since the co-pilots could take over. Which for me is also similar to dying during sex.
4. Yesterday, a window cleaner in Wisconsin survived a fall of six stories. He said the experience was surreal. No, actually, you fell. That’s ‘real’. Surreal would have been if you floated away, or if the building turned into Paris Hilton.
5. Some nutritionists now say that pasta and rice keep you feeling full for longer. Longer than what? Air? Yeah, when I want to feel full, screw meat or dairy. Give me rice!
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