6/21

1. Brad Pitt’s new baseball movie “Moneyball” has been delayed, because Pitt apparently thought “Moneyball” referred to how he was going to be paid.

2. The National Organization of Women has elected a new president. And the election was particularly historic, because this is the group’s first female president.

3. The descendants of Geronimo have been trying to get his remains back from the Yale secret society Skull and Bones. But Skull and Bones says that if it gave them back, it would have to change its name to just “and”.

4. The number one movie at the box office this weekend was “The Proposal”, starring Sandra Bullock. The proposal in the title refers to one between Bullock and the American people. If the American people surrender and give her a number one movie, then she will finally agree to stop making movies.

5. Here’s a sign that Obama is doing the right thing with Iran. The head ayatollah said that Iran’s biggest enemy was… Britain! That’s fantastic! Not so good for the British, but great for us. Maybe we can sell them some British flags to burn. It’ll help revive the economy.