Tuesday, June 23, 2009

6/23

1. A Belgian teenager who claimed that a tattoo artist mistakenly tattooed 56 stars on her face after she fell asleep, now admits that she was lying. The tattoo artist [pictured here] says that this sort of thing never happened on his home planet.

2. Microchip maker Intel and cell phone maker Nokia say they have teamed up to develop cell phones with interactive graphics, multi-touch, video, and multimedia. So… basically, they want to make iPhones.

3. Chaos continued at the New York State Senate yesterday, as Republicans and Democrats kept heckling and playing pranks on each other. First, (this is true) Democrats wouldn’t open the Senate doors for two hours. Then when Republicans tried to speak (again, this is true), Democrats would turn off the microphone and cameras. Now, the latest problem is that the food in the Senate cafeteria apparently tastes “yucky”.

4. Sarah Jessica Parker used a surrogate mother to have her baby yesterday, because she’s now so skinny that her body couldn’t even pass a grape, let alone a fetus.

5. A new study says that opera is good for lowering blood pressure. Unless the singer shatters your eardrum.

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