1. A co-star of actress Megan Fox said he wished that she’d put more clothes on. I can understand -- I used to live in New Jersey. I thought that about a lot of women in my neighborhood.
2. Scientists say that in one billion years, there’s a tiny chance that Venus could collide with Earth. Some people don’t quite get it, though. I know a woman who doesn’t want Venus to hit us, because she doesn’t want any more competition by the women from there.
3. Have you heard about these banks who won’t take you off their spam lists, because they say that their spams are too important? Hey, you shouldn’t make your owners angry at you! We own you! This might be a loophole for other spam companies to make their spams legal. Just become the Bank of Viagra.
4. This year is China’s first Gay Pride Parade, but officials have cancelled two of the events, because they don‘t like political rallies. You would think they would be more into this. One child per family? How about zero children per family? And as if gays have been toppling a lot governments. Unless you count theater departments.
5. The topless coffee shop in Maine that got burned down recently has reopened in a tent. That gives new meaning to the term “roughing it”.
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