1. The death of Michael Jackson led to a moment of silence in comedy clubs across the country. Actually, thousands of moments of silence, because so many hack comedians suddenly lost their best material.
2. Breaking News -- How the death of Michael Jackson might affect the turmoil in Iran!
3. A new study says that some plants can recognize themselves, which places them higher on the intelligence scale than parakeets.
4. China wants to replace the dollar with a different global currency. For some reason, they’re proposing fake Gucci handbags.
5. The Allies apparently tried to develop poison darts to be dropped from planes during World War II. Unfortunately, like most dart-throwers, pilots aimed best when drunk, which wasn’t so good for flying the plane.
No comments:
Post a Comment