1. A new study shows that 25 percent of employees look at porn while at work. I am amazed that the percentage is so low. Going by the staff here at @@@, I thought it was at least 95%.
2. In Switzerland, people are voting on whether to allow doctors to prescribe an extremely addictive and dangerous substance, known as chocolate. No, it’s heroin. They would never legalize something as addictive as chocolate.
3. American tourists in Bangkok are still stranded because protesters have taken over two airports. Yes, how horrible for all those people to be stuck in a warm country with delicious food during the winter. I’d write more about how bad I feel for them, but I have to move forward in this unemployment line.
4. The Bush administration is working hard to pass a new rule that will make it harder to regulate hazards in the workplace, because after the big Obama win, they want to kill off as many workers as possible.
5. A café in Iowa is apparently seeing huge demand for a cookie that Barack Obama’s family loves. Obama is already improving the economy! We’re out of the recession! They are even getting orders from as far away as Mexico, because with the current economy, it‘s not worth the Mexicans’ time to cross the border. In fact, the cookies now make up 45% of American exports.
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