1. A new study says that spam e-mailers make a profit even though they only get one response for every 12.5 million e-mails. So the other 12.5 million of us need to find that person – and kill him.
2. An Indian space probe has now landed on the Moon. Man, they are really serious about outsourcing. When they had mechanical trouble, they called a help center in the U.S.
3. In Mexico, scientists have succeeded in turning tequila into diamonds. There was an immediate outcry from many Mexicans. ‘That is perfectly good tequila!” The reason it can only be done with tequila is the worm.
4. Today, Michael Jackson lost ownership of Neverland Ranch. You know, he started out as Peter Pan, but now he looks more like Captain Hook.
5. Yesterday, thieves in Russia stole an entire church. The congregation soon got a sympathy card from an organization of moderate Republicans.
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