1. Today, the White House declared Fox News to be an arm of the Republican Party. Fox News strongly disagreed, pointing out that the Republican Party is now actually an arm of Fox News.
2. A former flight attendant on Oprah’s private jet has sued over her firing, saying that she did not have sex aboard Oprah’s plane. “That’s impossible,” the woman said. “I’m not lesbian.”
3. Rush Limbaugh wants to buy the St. Louis Rams football team. He’s also judging the Miss America pageant this year. So he’s going to choose the men with the football team, and the women with the pageant. I think we’re seeing the beginning of his attempt to build a master race.
4. Financial cutbacks have been very hard on Harvard – professors there will no longer get cookies at faculty meetings. Which makes me ask: How many frigging cookies are they eating for this to make a difference? Maybe the real problem is paying for doctors because of all these cookies.
5. In Germany, a man got dragged behind a train after mooning the train staff. It was especially rough considering the body part he was dragged with.
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