1. A new study says that continuing to work can keep people from developing dementia. Of course, at my job, not retiring would be seen AS a sign of dementia.
2. Scientists have found the gene that decides when a girl begins to menstruate. Fathers around the world besieged the scientists to get it knocked out.
3. Apparently, former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld used to put Bible quotes on his reports about the Iraq War for President Bush. But Bush put a stop to it, because it was freaking him out. You know, things like “Always remember to turn the other cheek”.
4. After prostate surgery, it is now possible to have a pain-free recovery. Yeah, but you still have to get the follow-up.
5. Sri Lanka has declared victory in its war against the Tamil Tigers. Wow, this knee injury has really been bad for Tiger Woods.
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