1. A new study shows that chemicals in cancerous tumors can cause depression. Really? I always thought those people got depressed because they HAD CANCER!
2. A new study says that drinking too much cola can cause fatigue and tiredness. But wouldn’t that be balanced by all the caffeine?
3. The massive Komodo dragon, the world’s largest lizard, apparently uses venom when it kills its prey. The same is true of Donald Trump.
4. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said that stronger ties between China and Brazil are troubling. Because if the Chinese ever started doing Carnival too, it would completely wipe out the world’s supply of rum and naked dancers.
5. An amazing new fossil has been discovered that is so good, you can see its last meal. I never want to become a fossil, because that would be kind of embarrassing. Cheerios, M&Ms…
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