I love these news reports saying that Alex Rodriguez has to win back the trust of his teammates. Yeah, you know why they don’t trust him anymore? Because he wouldn’t hook them up with his dealer.
Argentina has deported a British bishop who denies the Holocaust. Now that’s a turn of events. Historically, Argentina was more into importing Holocaust-doers.
In Sweden, the government is going to sue an art student who filmed himself spraying graffiti in a train. The student said the wanted to take graffiti into “new environments”. And he chose a train car? Man, Sweden is way different than the United States. Where do they usually do graffiti there? Restaurants?
Also in Sweden, charges have been dropped against a file-sharing website called Pirate Bay. The website says it wasn’t guilty of copyright piracy, but it might have had a tough time proving that, considering it’s named Pirate Bay!
And what is going on with Sweden? Graffiti. Internet piracy. What happened to Swedes just supplying the world with good old-fashioned porn?
Did you see when “Slumdog Millionaire” won Best Picture at the Oscars? There were more people on stage than in the audience. And folks wonder if India has a problem with overpopulation. The people who escort winners off the stage had no idea what to do. “We haven’t been trained in crowd control.”
Obama’s new nominee for Director of Urban Affairs is Adolfo Carrion. His last name is Carrion. Man, they’re not even trying anymore. They know he’s dead meat.
California passed an emergency budget to make up billions in deficits. The budget includes spending cuts, some borrowing, and Governor Schwarzenegger has agreed to do ten more Terminator movies.
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