1. This week, Obama is taking his first foreign trip as president, and it’s to Canada. Canadians were extremely impressed that he even know how to get there. On Bush’s first trip to Canada, he ended up in Grenada.
2. Obama’s new Director of Urban Affairs is Adolfo Carrion. His last name is Carrion. Man, they’re not even trying anymore. They know he’s dead meat. The vultures are circling overhead.
3. In California, an emergency budget was finally passed today, and the state had to find some way to make up billions in deficits. So the budget includes spending cuts, some borrowing, and Governor Schwarzenegger has agreed to do ten more Terminator movies, then donate his salary to the state.
4. During Hillary Clinton’s current trip to Asia, her aides said that her energy was amazing - that late at night, while they were exhausted, constant laughter came from her dinner table. Constant loud braying laughter from Clinton, huh? Yeah, that’s a surprise.
5. Argentina has ordered a British bishop who denies the Holocaust to leave the country. Argentina expelling Holocaust-deniers. Now that’s a turn of events. Usually, Argentina is more into importing Holocaust-doers.
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