Wednesday, December 17, 2008

12/17

1. There is apparently still advertising available during the Super Bowl. And it’s only $3 million for 30 seconds! I know, rush to your phones! Some of the ads are being bought by the Detroit Lions, because that’s as close as they’re getting to the Super Bowl.

2. The CEO of Playboy, Christie Hefner, has decided to quit and go into pubic service. Wait, I mean, public service. And isn’t that what she’s been doing already? Helping women make their services public?

3. The Mexican government has now decided that going undercover is legal. Which means Italian restaurants across America can finally reveal their Mexican cooks to the world.

4. Yesterday, on the 60th anniversary of the Declaration of Human Rights, the Chinese government arrested dozens of peaceful protestors. They later explained they thought if was like how people don’t work on Labor Day.

5. And unlike here in America, consumers in China are apparently still buying plenty of stuff. Apparently, they’ve discovered a way to eat plastic, because most of their food is poisoned.

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