1. In South Florida, someone tried to rob a Pizza Hut deliveryman, and he defended himself by throwing the pizza at the guy. Now, what does he know about these pizzas that we don’t? I knew they were unhealthy, but I didn’t know they were lethal. Are the pizzas made in China?
2. So this $50 billion pyramid scheme run by Wall Street banker Bernie Madoff, the owner of the New York Mets had money invested in it. And that’s only his second-worst investment from back then, because of course, he also bought the Mets.
3. The Indian Navy has captured 23 pirates. What is going on? First India goes to the moon, then it captures pirates. Pretty soon it’s going to be arresting politicians in Illinois.
4. The head of the U.S. military in Iraq says that we are in the endgame there. Good, I’ll be glad when we’re done with the games. This has all been a game?
5. A Russian woman has been named Miss World after a two-hour ceremony in South Africa. This is all part of Putin’s plan. First the oil, then the beauty pageants, then the oil to put on the beauty contestants.
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