1. Yesterday, Barack Obama gave a speech, and there’s good news and bad news. The good news is he said “we will find smarter ways to invest your tax money”. The bad news -- he was giving the speech in China.
2. A new study says the moods of total strangers can cheer you up. Maybe that’s why the Clintons stay together.
3. A doctor in France is claiming that if you take a certain drug, you will lose all your craving for alcohol. And that drug’s name is heroin.
4. Scientists have now developed temporary bone that can be injected into the body. It was created to help heal broken bones, but there were some problems when it got in the hands of Hugh Hefner. Apparently he was developing an immunity to Viagra.
5. A Russian ship has passed through the Panama Canal for the first time since World War II. A spokesperson for Panama said that the canal is open to “all the world’s ships”. Well, except for “I Hate Panama Cruise Lines”.
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